The Art of the Fart

The Art of the Fart Author Steve Bryant
ISBN-10 1856487326
Year 2004
Pages 128
Language en
Publisher Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.

For those who delight in the rude, who have fun with the foul, nothing could be more entertaining than this unique look at the world’s most embarrassing sound and aroma. Illustrated with hilariously subtitled images from silent and other movies, it offers pure, unadulterated amusement. Peruse the 2,000-word glossary of various “farts” and “farters.” Find out about Farts in History, and how they changed the world. “The Way of the Third Eye” provides a religious and martial arts guide to farting prowess. To fart or not to fart: that is the question, and a “social directory” answers it. Top Twenty lists present the best fart-related films, books, and songs. Interspersed throughout are boxes featuring facts, quotes, and real-life farters such as Mr. Methane.

Walter the Farting Dog

Walter the Farting Dog Author William Kotzwinkle
ISBN-10 9781583943991
Year 2011-10-18
Pages 32
Language en
Publisher North Atlantic Books

Warning: This book may cause flatulence. Walter is a fine dog, except for one small problem: he has gas. He can't help it; it's just the way he is. Fortunately, the kids Billy and Betty love him regardless, but Father says he's got to go! Poor Walter, he's going to the dog pound tomorrow. And then, in the night, burglars strike. Walter has his chance to be a hero. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. From the Hardcover edition.

Fart Book for Boys

Fart Book for Boys Author C. Marko
ISBN-10 1523853158
Year 2016-02-05
Pages 64
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

The Fart Book For Boys is a funny and disgusting story about boys farting, girls farting, moms farting, dads farting and even grandma and grandpa farting! This is a gut-busting, stomach-hurting, laugh-out-loud fart book for children, but especially for boys who love farts. And snot. And even burps! You will love this story about farts and farting, and boys will laugh and laugh, every time they read it. You will laugh too... about the gas we pass. Plus, it gets better because the pictures are so funny! Kids love this book and laugh out loud... and you will too! The Fart Book For Boys is the perfect book for children ages 6-10 and for adults who love farts. This book is sure to become a "stinky" family favorite. Start reading now... ------------ Tags: fart book for boys, fart book for kids, funny books for kids, fart books for children, gross stories, stories for kids, fart stories for children, kids ebooks, short stories, short stories for boys, kids stories, childrens stories, kids books, childrens books, books for kids, bedtime stories, kids gross out books, books for kids, funny book for kids, kids book about farting, early reader, young reader, beginning reader, ages 6-8, ages 9-12

The Fart Book

The Fart Book Author J. B. O'Neil
ISBN-10 1484926471
Year 2012-04-18
Pages 70
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Pub

FREE "Ninja Farts" Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Ninja Farts - Silent But Deadly" with your purchase of "The Fart Book". You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of this #1 Bestselling Book. That's twice the farting fun! The #1 Bestseller! Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler...or simply can't resist impressing your friends every now and then with a face-melting'll laugh out loud at this hilarious book with dozens of amazing illustrations. You (& Your Kids) Will Laugh Out Loud! Learn from the master of bottom-burping disaster himself - Milo Snotrocket - as he demonstrates all 27 different kinds of farts (and the perfect situations to use them to your stinky advantage) like these: The Scream The Sputter The Rotten Egg Cloud The Cough Cover-Up The Sonic Boom WARNING: Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish "The Fart Book"...because you'll laugh so hard you might be farting yourself for the rest of the day! Here's what kids of all ages are saying about this hilarious illustrated book for kids from 8-12: - "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." - "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" - "This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!"

Farts A Spotter s Guide

Farts  A Spotter s Guide Author Crai S. Bower
ISBN-10 0811866092
Year 2008-10-29
Pages 24
Language en
Publisher Chronicle Books

Sure, everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently. Farts: A Spotter's Guide will help you pinpoint he (or she) who dealt it every time. This hilarious book identifies the habitat, range, voice, and "field marks" of tencommon wind breakers, from the gentle hiss of the Silent-but-Deadly to the rip-roaring flatulation of the Seismic Blast. The attached battery powered fart machine reproduces each emanation in accurate sound. Grossly hip illustrations by the Fudge Factory'syes, you read that rightTravis Millard depict the offenders and offendees in brilliant detail. Printed on durable card stock, this is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!

The Fart Tootorial

The Fart Tootorial Author Ben Applebaum
ISBN-10 9781452124216
Year 2013-03-19
Pages 112
Language en
Publisher Chronicle Books

From the authors of The Book of Beer Pong and The Book of Beer Awesomeness, this illuminating and hilarious volume features everything a person could ever wish to know (and more!) about everyone's favorite bodily function. It's loaded with interesting information, from the history of farts to different types of flatulence ("Much like a fingerprint, no two farts sound—or smell—alike"). Also featuring the best fart techniques, defenses, and pranks, The Fart Tootorial will make any reader a master of the gas we pass.

Who Cut the Cheese

Who Cut the Cheese Author Jim Dawson
ISBN-10 1580080111
Year 1998-12-01
Pages 175
Language en
Publisher Springer Science & Business

A humorous look at the influence of flatulence in religion, science, music, literature, television, film, and radio

Gorge The Fart

Gorge The Fart Author C.C. Christi
ISBN-10 9781477254028
Year 2012-08-06
Pages 16
Language en
Publisher Author House

On this particular weekend, Gorge had a plan and things were going to be different. He was finally going to get his time at bat. He was going to hit the ball and watch it fly over the bleachers and out of the park. He was going to hear the crowd cheer his name as he rounded each base bringing in the winning run. For the first time in Buttville history The Smelly Farts were going to be beat and The Big Farts were going to be the team to do it. All thanks to Gorge, of course.

Fart Squad

Fart Squad Author Seamus Pilger
ISBN-10 9780062290465
Year 2015-04-21
Pages 112
Language en
Publisher Harper Collins

It was an average day at Harry Buttz Elementary until . . . KABLAM! The five-bean burritos churning in Darren Stonkadopolis's stomach exploded in a fart so volcanic it melted his desk seat, knocked out his whole class, and got him sent to the nurse—and he's not alone. Something fishy is going on in Buttzville. And it's up to Darren and his three farting friends to combine their potty powers to get to the bottom of this evil plot—before it's too late. With their scent-sei, Janitor Stan, at their side, the Fart Squad has to learn to harness the powers between their butt cheeks. And then let it RIIIP. "A flagrant romp. Not to be passed!"—The New York Toots "A cut above the rest."— "If you haven't caught wind of Fart Squad yet, don't let this one go!" —Rude News "We've been dealt a winner!"—

Everybody Farts

Everybody Farts Author Lynda White
ISBN-10 9781608604630
Year 2009-09
Pages 24
Language en
Publisher Strategic Book Publishing

A true life account of flatulence written in rhyme.

The Farce of the Fart and Other Ribaldries

 The Farce of the Fart  and Other Ribaldries Author Jody Enders
ISBN-10 0812205014
Year 2011-05-31
Pages 496
Language en
Publisher University of Pennsylvania Press

Was there more to medieval and Renaissance comedy than Chaucer and Shakespeare? Bien sûr. For a real taste of saucy early European humor, one must cross the Channel to France. There, in the fifteenth and early sixteenth centuries, the sophisticated met the scatological in popular performances presented by roving troupes in public squares that skewered sex, politics, and religion. For centuries, the scripts for these outrageous, anonymously written shows were available only in French editions gathered from scattered print and manuscript sources. Now prize-winning theater historian Jody Enders brings twelve of the funniest of these farces to contemporary English-speaking audiences in "The Farce of the Fart" and Other Ribaldries. Enders's translation captures the full richness of the colorful characters, irreverent humor, and over-the-top plotlines, all in a refreshingly uncensored American vernacular. Those who have never heard the one about the Cobbler, the Monk, the Wife, and the Gatekeeper should prepare to be shocked and entertained. "The Farce of the Fart" and Other Ribaldries is populated by hilarious characters high and low. For medievalists, theater practitioners, and classic comedy lovers alike, Enders provides a wealth of information about the plays and their history. Helpful details abound for each play about plot, character development, sets, staging, costumes, and props. This performance-friendly collection offers in-depth guidance to actors, directors, dramaturges, teachers, and their students. "The Farce of the Fart" and Other Ribaldries puts fifteenth-century French farce in its rightful place alongside Chaucer, Shakespeare, commedia dell'arte, and Molière—not to mention Monty Python. Vive la Farce!

Diary of a Farting Creeper

Diary of a Farting Creeper Author Wimpy Fart
ISBN-10 0692600302
Year 2015-12-13
Pages 42
Language en

$9.95 *Amazon Minecraft DISCOUNT for Limited Time* Minecraft: Diary of a Farting Creeper is a hilarious must-read for any kid who loves Minecraft. Kids ages 7+ can't wait to jump into to these Minecraft adventures! Why does the Creeper fart? Creepers are supposed to EXPLODE, but something went wrong! In the first book of this hilarious Minecraft adventure series, we get to read the diary of an actual young Minecraft Creeper. Take a peek at what is really going on in this Creeper's life and how he overcomes trouble and bullying at school. Are Creepers really different from us? You'll be surprised at what you discover. So, jump into this Minecraft adventure and find out! Scroll up and Grab your copy NOW! You'll be so happy you did: -)

The Big Book of Farts

The Big Book of Farts Author James Carlisle
ISBN-10 1684182018
Year 2016-11-21
Pages 102
Language en

This wonderfully quirky, laugh out loud book is the PERFECT GIFT for FART lovers of all ages.

Comic Illustration Book For Kids With Dog Farts Fart Book For Kids

Comic Illustration Book For Kids With Dog Farts   Fart Book For Kids Author El Ninjo
ISBN-10 9781635017304
Year 2014-09-15
Pages 268
Language en
Publisher Speedy Publishing LLC

BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Farts Audio Book for Kids Inside! These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new & never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new & enhanced color & audio version of the Fart Book) and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda ... Purchase my "Fart Book" right now for your kids while this low introductory price is still available. Go ahead...purchase this funny LOL fart book & dog jerk humor dog books compilation today & let the fun begin!