The Booger Book

The Booger Book Author J. B. O'neil
ISBN-10 1484983556
Year 2012-03-11
Pages 72
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Pub
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FREE "Ninja Farts" Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobookversion of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Ninja Farts - Silent ButDeadly" with your purchase of "The Booger Book". You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of this #1 Bestselling Book. That's twice the farting fun! The #1 Amazon Bestseller! That's right, we're talking boogers! And whether you like to Pick 'em..Lick 'em...Roll 'em...or Flick 'em... you (and your child) will be in booger heaven with this book! Follow the adventures of Milo Snot-Rocket to discover why: You should NEVER wipe your boogers under your desk at school... What happens when you stick nose-candy on the principal's doorknob... Cramming them into the end of your sister's flute can be truly horrible... Sticky ones are surprisingly useless for hanging art projects on the fridge... Spaghetti with booger-balls should be your new favorite dinner... "This book is a HOOT!" Discover all of these yucky booger facts and so much more in this hilarious new book for kids of all ages. The Booger Book: Pick it, Lick it, Roll it, Flick it! delivers the goods and will have your kids rolling on the floor with good old-fashioned booger fun. Featuring over 2 dozen awesome illustrations and pages and pages of gross-out humor...your kids will love this one! Kids of all ages are laughing out loud at the "The Booger Book"...here's what some readers are saying: "I downloaded this book to read with my 6 years old daughter. I started reading but had to ask my hubby to continue reading with her. It is so well written that I could picture everything in it! Both dad and daughter had quality times reading through the chapters and had lots of loud laughs. I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neil!" "My 9-year-old son & I read this together and he laughed and laughed." "Highly recommend!...No more dilemmas in what to buy for future presents for him or my friends children - would definitely buy more from this author in this series- so please write some more!"

I Am a Booger Treat Me with Respect

I Am a Booger    Treat Me with Respect Author Julia Cook
ISBN-10 1931636583
Year 2010-11-01
Pages 32
Language en
Publisher National Center for Youth Issues
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Presents an overview of what boogers are, the purpose they serve in the body, and how to dispose of them in a sanitary manner.

Sir Fartsalot Hunts the Booger

Sir Fartsalot Hunts the Booger Author Kevin Bolger
ISBN-10 9781101184585
Year 2009-11-25
Pages 224
Language en
Publisher Penguin
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Things really stink in the Kingdom of Armpit. King Reginald the Not Very Realistic has had it up to here with his practical joker of a son Prince Harry. Even Sir Bedwetter can?t take the prince?s Royal Clowning Around! Enter Sir Fartsalot?the bravest, boldest, er, most potent knight in all the land! He?s on a quest to solve the riddle of the Foul West Wind?a ghastly odor that turns up whenever danger is lurking. Prince Harry decides to play the biggest, boogeriest prank of all time! He convinces Sir Fartsalot that The Booger, a frightful and repulsive villain, is on the prowl. But when a real Booger turns up, Harry, Sir Fartsalot and the knight?s old buddy Sir Knotaclew must set out on a hilarious quest to rid the world of the Snotty Scoundrel, once and for all!

The Little Booger Book

The Little Booger Book Author Julie Janese
ISBN-10 9781449003104
Year 2009-07
Pages 24
Language en
Publisher AuthorHouse
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Did you ever wonder about boogers? There are so many different kinds, and they are always around! Well take a trip over to Bo's Booger Shop, and meet the whole crew. You'll make some new friends, and catch up with those you've already met before! After reading this book, you definitely will never look at a booger the same way again!

Billy s Booger

Billy s Booger Author William Joyce
ISBN-10 9781442473515
Year 2015-06-02
Pages 40
Language en
Publisher Simon and Schuster
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Billy's wild imagination gets him into trouble at school, but a creative writing contest could be the perfect opportunity for him to shine.

Revenge of the Nerd

Revenge of the Nerd Author Curtis Armstrong
ISBN-10 9781250113955
Year 2017-07-11
Pages 320
Language en
Publisher Macmillan
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Risky Business. Revenge of the Nerds. Better Off Dead. Moonlighting. Supernatural. American Dad. New Girl. What do all of these movies and television shows have in common? Curtis Armstrong. A legendary comedic second banana to a litany of major stars, Curtis is forever cemented in the public imagination as Booger from Revenge of the Nerds. A classically trained actor, Curtis began his incredible 40-year career on stage but progressed rapidly to film and television. He was typecast early and it proved to be the best thing that could have happened. But there’s more to Curtis’ story than that. Born and bred a nerd, he spent his early years between Detroit, a city so nerdy that the word was coined there in 1951, and, improbably, Geneva, Switzerland. His adolescence and early adulthood was spent primarily between the covers of a book and indulging his nerdy obsessions. It was only when he found his true calling, as an actor and unintentional nerd icon, that he found true happiness. With whip-smart, self-effacing humor, Armstrong takes us on a most unlikely journey—one nerd’s hilarious, often touching rise to the middle. He started his life as an outcast and matured into...well, an older, slightly paunchier, hopefully wiser outcast. In Hollywood, as in life, that counts as winning the game.

Bob s Booger

Bob s Booger Author Scott Black
ISBN-10 0985029102
Year 2012
Pages 30
Language en
Publisher
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Having to go to school with a cold, Bob wonders why everyone in school is staring at him.

Gross Greg

Gross Greg Author Alvin Irby
ISBN-10 0997781807
Year 2016-09-06
Pages 40
Language en
Publisher
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In this hilarious rhyming picture book, Greg enjoys eating his boogers despite the protest of everyone he encounters.

Runaway Booger

Runaway Booger Author Matt Richtel
ISBN-10 0062349848
Year 2017-01-10
Pages 32
Language en
Publisher HarperCollins
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It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, wait . . . it’s a runaway booger! From Lee Wildish, acclaimed children’s book illustrator of the New York Times bestselling How to Babysit a Grandpa, How to Babysit a Grandma, and How to Catch Santa, and Pulitzer Prize-winning author Matt Richtel comes a hilarious new picture book about a topsy-turvy day with an unlikely and disgusting turn of events. Like such silly favorites as Walter the Farting Dog, Runaway Booger will spark giggles and demands to read it again.

Richard was a Picker

Richard was a Picker Author Carolyn Beck
ISBN-10 9781554690886
Year 2010-10-01
Pages 32
Language en
Publisher Orca Book Publishers
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Richard picks his nose, until one day he discovers the perils of his habit. When his finger gets stuck up his nose, Richard panics. Then his nose sucks up his arm. Before he knows it, all of him slides up his nose. Richard has become a giant booger. He propels his booger-ball self out of his house. But as he rolls down the sidewalk things get worse, way worse. Soon the whole town is chasing after him and jabbing at him. Will Richard be poked to pieces? With some quick thinking and a little luck, Richard avoids a terrible end.

Sticky Icky Booger Bugs

Sticky Icky Booger Bugs Author Sherry Frith
ISBN-10 9781480800823
Year 2013-07-31
Pages 32
Language en
Publisher Archway Publishing
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There are 30,000 children each year diagnosed and battling cystic fibrosis. There is no cure for this progressive disease. Sticky Icky Booger Bugs is the tale of a boy’s battle with cystic fibrosis as he attempts to avoid the hospital. Kory is just like any other child. He loves recess, playing soccer and exploring his neighborhood with his best friend. With every puff, cough, and sneeze, Kory keeps the sticky icky booger bugs away so he can have fun every day!

Yuck s Big Booger Challenge

Yuck s Big Booger Challenge Author Matt and Dave
ISBN-10 9781442483132
Year 2013-06-04
Pages 112
Language en
Publisher Simon and Schuster
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Join Yuck for some bona fide Yucky fun as he takes on big boogers and stinky socks in these two revolting adventures. In “Yuck’s Big Booger Challenge,” Yuck is always getting in trouble for picking his nose. So when he makes a deal with his mom and agrees to stop picking, the whole family is very suspicious: What is Yuck up to? Never one to disappoint, Yuck’s master plan is truly, well, yucky! In “Yuck’s Smelly Socks,” Yuck just doesn’t understand why his mom insists on making him wear clean socks to school every day. But not to worry—he has a brilliant(ly disgusting) idea to make sure his mom never nags him about his socks again! For more Yucky fun, visit YuckWeb.com.

Super Schnoz and the Booger Blaster Breakdown

Super Schnoz and the Booger Blaster Breakdown Author Gary Urey
ISBN-10 9781504017411
Year 2015-09-15
Pages 288
Language en
Publisher Open Road Media
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When Andy Whiffler—aka Super Schnoz—first smells Strange, the world’s most famous, celebrated, and mysterious perfume of all time, he falls in love. Strange’s recipe is a highly guarded secret, but all Andy has to do is take one whiff and he instantly recognizes every ingredient in the mixture—except one. Now, he’s on a personal mission to figure out the last ingredient, but so is the evil, greedy owner of the Francais Scent Company, Pierre du Voleur, who wants nothing more than to put Jean-Marie Le Puanteur and Strange out of business forever. After plenty of snooping and sniffing around, Andy finally figures out the secret ingredient that makes Strange so alluring. But when Andy slips up and accidentally reveals the secret ingredient to Pierre du Valeur, the race to save the secret of Strange begins!