Ninja Farts

Ninja Farts Author J. B. O'Neil
ISBN-10 1484905849
Year 2013-02-13
Pages 66
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Pub
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Silent but deadly...just as a Fart Ninja should be! Milo Snotrocket was just an ordinary, fart-loving boy, until he got wind of the school bully, Bobby Buttzcratcher's, evil scheme: to use deadly stinky farts, for evil! Now Milo must become the Fart Ninja to stop bad Buttzscratcher. The laughs come as fast as ninja stars as Milo... -swallows up bad kids with a powerful fart dragon! -braves the deadly Flatulator! -flies on his magic fart cloud, dropping stink bombs galore! AND MORE From #1 Bestselling Children's Book Author J.B. O'Neil comes: Ninja Farts. Here's what people have to say: "Okay! I gotta tell you. I have two grandsons -- one is 11 and the other is 6. Both are going to absolutely go bonkers over this book. Heck, I think even the girls will get a kick out of it." "The most hilarious book in the whole world...I gave it a five star rating because of the writer's sense of humor. It could make me laugh till the cows come home." "I know my kids will love this, and the audio effects would make it that much more fun for them." Your copy of "Ninja Farts" also includes a FREE audiobook edition: look inside for more information.

Ninja Farts for Boys

Ninja Farts for Boys Author C. Marko
ISBN-10 1543292712
Year 2017-02-24
Pages 64
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
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The Ninja Farts For Boys book is a hilarious and disgusting story about ninja farting, kids farting, parents farting, and even grandma and grandpa farting! This is a stomach-busting, gut-hurting, laugh-your-brains-out fart book for kids, but especially for boys who love farts and ninjas. And burping. And even loads of wet snot and boogers! You will love this story about wet farts and fart gas, and boys (and girls!) will giggle and laugh, every time they read it. You will laugh too... about the farts we blow. Plus, it gets better because the pictures are so silly! Children love this book and laugh out loud... and you will too! The Ninja Farts For Boys is the perfect book for kids ages 6-10 and for adults who love gross farting. This book is sure to become a "disgusting" and eye-rolling family favorite. Start reading now ------------ Tags: ninja firsts for boys, fart book for boys, fart book for kids, fart book for children, funny books for kids, fart books for children, gross stories, stories for kids, fart stories for children, kids ebooks, short stories, short stories for boys, kids stories, childrens stories, kids books, childrens books, books for kids, bedtime stories, kids gross out books, books for kids, funny book for kids, kids book about farting, early reader, young reader, beginning reader, ages 6-8, ages 9-12

Almost Everybody Farts

Almost Everybody Farts Author Marty Kelley
ISBN-10 145491954X
Year 2017-04-04
Pages 32
Language en
Publisher Sterling Children's Books
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Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN'T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that's sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she's fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again.

The Booger Book

The Booger Book Author J. B. O'neil
ISBN-10 1484983556
Year 2012-03-11
Pages 72
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Pub
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FREE "Ninja Farts" Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobookversion of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Ninja Farts - Silent ButDeadly" with your purchase of "The Booger Book". You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of this #1 Bestselling Book. That's twice the farting fun! The #1 Amazon Bestseller! That's right, we're talking boogers! And whether you like to Pick 'em..Lick 'em...Roll 'em...or Flick 'em... you (and your child) will be in booger heaven with this book! Follow the adventures of Milo Snot-Rocket to discover why: You should NEVER wipe your boogers under your desk at school... What happens when you stick nose-candy on the principal's doorknob... Cramming them into the end of your sister's flute can be truly horrible... Sticky ones are surprisingly useless for hanging art projects on the fridge... Spaghetti with booger-balls should be your new favorite dinner... "This book is a HOOT!" Discover all of these yucky booger facts and so much more in this hilarious new book for kids of all ages. The Booger Book: Pick it, Lick it, Roll it, Flick it! delivers the goods and will have your kids rolling on the floor with good old-fashioned booger fun. Featuring over 2 dozen awesome illustrations and pages and pages of gross-out humor...your kids will love this one! Kids of all ages are laughing out loud at the "The Booger Book"...here's what some readers are saying: "I downloaded this book to read with my 6 years old daughter. I started reading but had to ask my hubby to continue reading with her. It is so well written that I could picture everything in it! Both dad and daughter had quality times reading through the chapters and had lots of loud laughs. I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neil!" "My 9-year-old son & I read this together and he laughed and laughed." "Highly recommend!...No more dilemmas in what to buy for future presents for him or my friends children - would definitely buy more from this author in this series- so please write some more!"

The Fart Book

The Fart Book Author J. B. O'Neil
ISBN-10 1484926471
Year 2012-04-18
Pages 70
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Pub
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FREE "Ninja Farts" Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Ninja Farts - Silent But Deadly" with your purchase of "The Fart Book". You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of this #1 Bestselling Book. That's twice the farting fun! The #1 Bestseller! Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler...or simply can't resist impressing your friends every now and then with a face-melting fart...you'll laugh out loud at this hilarious book with dozens of amazing illustrations. You (& Your Kids) Will Laugh Out Loud! Learn from the master of bottom-burping disaster himself - Milo Snotrocket - as he demonstrates all 27 different kinds of farts (and the perfect situations to use them to your stinky advantage) like these: The Scream The Sputter The Rotten Egg Cloud The Cough Cover-Up The Sonic Boom WARNING: Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish "The Fart Book"...because you'll laugh so hard you might be farting yourself for the rest of the day! Here's what kids of all ages are saying about this hilarious illustrated book for kids from 8-12: - "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." - "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" - "This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!"

Comic Books for Kids Age 8 with Comic Illustrations

Comic Books for Kids Age 8 with Comic Illustrations Author El Ninjo
ISBN-10 1495368386
Year 2014-01-29
Pages 596
Language en
Publisher CreateSpace
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BONUS - Includes FREE Ninja Books For Kids Audio Book for Children. You can get it inside for a very limited time! This compilation is the New & Enhanced Version and it includes all 4 Fart Books written by El Ninjo-Guzzmann (Volume 1, 2, 3) and by Timmie Guzzmann (Volume 4, Ninja Farts) All illustrations are in full color & each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading and listening at the same time. El Ninjo is the master butt-whistler because he simply can not resist exposing his family with his expressive face-melting fart art! You and your kids will LOL at his hilarious fart books with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. He is the true master of bottom-burping disaster and he is going to impress you with his creative bottom belching ways. He will not only show you every stinky fart trick that he has in his collection, but he will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation to your own benefit! These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts: ) Fart Book 1 includes the following pant ripping stories: The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbor Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (this is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonator * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... Fart Book 2 will show you even more tooting adventures with bean steams like: * The Funny & Farty Hot Air Balloon Ride * How To Jump Higher * The 18th Hole Trick * El Ninjo's Genius Idea In The Doldrums * Oktoberfest Time & The Fart Impact On The Swing * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Black Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound - This is a brand new story and it has never been released before! and many more... In Fart book 3 you will discover even more hilarious bottom burping stories like: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... Finally in Volume 4 the farts transform into true Ninja farts like: * The New Dimension: The World Is My Oyster * Fart Olympics On The Acropolis with Socrates & Plato * Farting with Roman Bean Antipasti Inspired by Stories of The Ancient Rome * Venice: The Ghost Of The Canal & The Gondolas * Parachuting From The Eiffel Tower * Magical Fairy Dust Ninja Farts In Casablanca * The Great Wall Of China & Other Wonders Of The World * The Taj Mahal: The Temple Of Mysteries * Tokyo: Pop Cult & Ninja Farts * The Skyline of LA in 3-D Ninja Fart Reality and more... You will get 62 LOL fart stories that go from things like how to learn good manners with the power of farts to the ultimate 4th dimension of Ninja Farts! Purchase this Fart Book Compilation right now for your kids while this low introductory price is still available. It will soon go up! Each of the 62 stories includes: the English story in text format, the colored illustration & the narrated audiobook because this is the new and enhanced version. See you inside and let the fun with farts begin...

Comic Books For Kids Age 8 Comic Illustrations Ninja Books For Boys Kid Ninjas

Comic Books For Kids Age 8   Comic Illustrations   Ninja Books For Boys   Kid Ninjas Author El Ninjo
ISBN-10 9781635016574
Year 2014-08-31
Pages 592
Language en
Publisher Speedy Publishing LLC
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Fart Book 1 includes the following pant ripping stories: The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (this is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonator * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... Fart Book 2 will show you even more tooting adventures with bean steams like: * The Funny & Farty Hot Air Balloon Ride * How To Jump Higher * The 18th Hole Trick * El Ninjo's Genius Idea In The Doldrums * Oktoberfest Time & The Fart Impact On The Swing * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Black Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound - This is a brand new story and it has never been released before! and many more... In Fart book 3 you will discover even more hilarious bottom burping stories like: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... Finally in Volume 4 the farts transform into true Ninja farts like: * The New Dimension: The World Is My Oyster * Fart Olympics On The Acropolis with Socrates & Plato * Farting with Roman Bean Antipasti Inspired by Stories of The Ancient Rome * Venice: The Ghost Of The Canal & The Gondolas * Parachuting From The Eiffel Tower * Magical Fairy Dust Ninja Farts In Casablanca * The Great Wall Of China & Other Wonders Of The World * The Taj Mahal: The Temple Of Mysteries * Tokyo: Pop Cult lots more... You'll find 62 pant ripping stories inide...

Comic Books For Kids Age 8 With Comic Illustrations Perfect Ninja Books For Boys Kid Ninjas Dog Humor Books

Comic Books For Kids Age 8 With Comic Illustrations  Perfect Ninja Books For Boys   Kid Ninjas   Dog Humor Books Author El Ninjo
ISBN-10 9781635016581
Year 2014-09-15
Pages 627
Language en
Publisher Speedy Publishing LLC
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Fart Book 1 includes the following pant ripping stories: The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonator * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... Fart Book 2 will show you even more tooting adventures with bean steams like: * The Funny & Farty Hot Air Balloon Ride * How To Jump Higher * The 18th Hole Trick * El Ninjo's Genius Idea In The Doldrums * Oktoberfest Time & The Fart Impact On The Swing * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry Skyscraper Freestyle Sound - This is a brand new story and it has never been released before! and many more... In Fart book 3 you will discover even more hilarious bottom burping stories like: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... Finally in Volume 4 the farts transform into true Ninja farts like: * The New Dimension: The World Is My Oyster * Fart Olympics On The Acropolis with Socrates & Plato * Farting with Roman Bean Antipasti Inspired by Stories of The Ancient Rome * Venice: The Ghost Of The Canal & The Gondolas * Parachuting From The Eiffel Tower * Magical Fairy Dust Ninja Farts In Casablanca * The Great Wall Of China & Other Wonders Of The World * The Taj Mahal: The Temple Of Mysteries * Tokyo: Pop Cult lots more... You'll find 62 pant ripping stories inide... The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda ...

The Fart Book

The Fart Book Author J B O'Neil
ISBN-10 1510724346
Year
Pages
Language en
Publisher
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Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler . . . or simply can't resist impressing your friends every now and then with a face-melting fart . . . you'll laugh out loud at this hilarious book with dozens of amazing illustrations. Learn from the master of bottom-burping disaster himself, Milo Snotrocket, as he demonstrates all twenty-seven different kinds of farts (and the perfect situations to use them to your stinky advantage). The Fart Book, in all of its gaseous glory, illustrates countless fart types and appropriate-use scenarios, including these: -The Scream -The Sputter -The Rotten Egg Cloud -The Cough Cover-Up -The Sonic Boom

Bubble in the Bathtub

Bubble in the Bathtub Author Jo Nesbo
ISBN-10 9781439156070
Year 2011-01-04
Pages 432
Language en
Publisher Simon and Schuster
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The Fart Powder was such a successful invention that Doctor Proctor, Nilly, and Lisa couldn’t stop there. Next up: a time-travelling bathtub. You just hop in, lather up the Time Soap, and wish for where you’d like to go. Doctor Proctor has plans for this new invention. You see, he lost his true love years ago, when Juliette Margarine married an evil count. The good Doctor has never quite gotten over this, and he's going back to change it. But when things go wrong, it's up to Nilly and Lisa to travel back in time to right all wrongs and reunite the two lovebirds. Nothing is quite so simple in a Jo Nesbo book. Enter a herd of hippos, a scheming assistant, and Time Soap that keeps going awry, sending Nilly and Lisa to the storming of the Bastille! Fortunately, as in every Jo Nesbo book, the Fart Powder solves everything.

Farts in the Wild

Farts in the Wild Author H. W. Smeldit
ISBN-10 1452106312
Year 2012-01-25
Pages 24
Language en
Publisher Chronicle Books
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From tiny bubble-popping goldfish toots to thunderously loud elephant gas, learn how to spot the funniest (and smelliest) farts in the animal kingdom! Hilarious tidbits identify the odor, range, frequency, and aftereffects of ten different types of gassy expulsions, while the attached battery-powered fart machine reproduces each emanation with astounding accuracy. This is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!

The Complete Book of Farts

The Complete Book of Farts Author Alec Bromcie
ISBN-10 9781101547571
Year 2011-10-13
Pages 160
Language en
Publisher Penguin
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From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!

Bubble Homes and Fish Farts

Bubble Homes and Fish Farts Author Fiona Bayrock
ISBN-10 9781570916694
Year 2009
Pages 45
Language en
Publisher Charlesbridge Publishing
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Bubbles serve many different functions for a wide variety of animals. Some use them for protection, some to find food, and others to keep warm.

Fart Squad

Fart Squad Author Seamus Pilger
ISBN-10 9780062290465
Year 2015-04-21
Pages 112
Language en
Publisher Harper Collins
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It was an average day at Harry Buttz Elementary until . . . KABLAM! The five-bean burritos churning in Darren Stonkadopolis's stomach exploded in a fart so volcanic it melted his desk seat, knocked out his whole class, and got him sent to the nurse—and he's not alone. Something fishy is going on in Buttzville. And it's up to Darren and his three farting friends to combine their potty powers to get to the bottom of this evil plot—before it's too late. With their scent-sei, Janitor Stan, at their side, the Fart Squad has to learn to harness the powers between their butt cheeks. And then let it RIIIP. "A flagrant romp. Not to be passed!"—The New York Toots "A cut above the rest."—StinkyCheese.com "If you haven't caught wind of Fart Squad yet, don't let this one go!" —Rude News "We've been dealt a winner!"—SmeltIt.blog.com