Fart Wars

Fart Wars Author J. B. O'Neil
ISBN-10 1484983696
Year 2013-03-12
Pages 68
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Pub
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FREE Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE mp3 audiobook version of THIS BOOK with your purchase of "Fart Wars: May the Farts Be With You". You and your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this fart-tastic audiobook (complete with disgusting sound effects!). That's twice the farting fun! - From #1 Bestselling Author J.B. O'Neil OK: ready to laugh your butt off? Milo Snotrocket is back and stinkier than ever in this hilarious new episode of The Disgusting Adventures of Milo Snotrocket...aka, the Fart Books! Here's what readers are already saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Books: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" "This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!"

Monster Fart Wars

Monster Fart Wars Author A. M. Shah
ISBN-10 1943684561
Year 2017-05-06
Pages 58
Language en
Publisher
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Monster Farts face the most powerful villain of them all--White Queen and her Monster Pimples! The round giant Miss Monster Pimple and her army full of Whiteheads and Blackheads are full of pus and blood ready to squeeze and squirt over any fart gas that blows in the wind. Whoever controls Gas Mountain, controls it all.

Farts Around the World

Farts Around the World Author August O'Phwinn
ISBN-10 1452102813
Year 2011-10-05
Pages 12
Language en
Publisher Chronicle Books
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What is proper English etiquette for a tea room emission? Can a Swiss fart be so loud that it generates an echo? If a meditating Buddhist passes gas, does it exist? The answers to such pressing questions are answered in this hilarious soon-to-be international best seller. Ingeniously packaged with a sound unit to convey the nuances of global flatulence, Farts Around the World is the ideal gift for those who like to travel with a smile.

Jurassic Farts

Jurassic Farts Author P.U. Rippley
ISBN-10 9781452151465
Year 2015-06-30
Pages
Language en
Publisher Chronicle Books
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In prehistoric times, majestic dinosaurs walked the earth. Though long extinct, one important question remains—did dinosaurs fart? You bet! From booming Brachiosaurus to the terrible tooting T. Rex, this amusing audiobook not only includes stats on the funniest dinosaur farts but also the sound effects that go with them. Just tap each fart and let 'er rip!

The Fart Tootorial

The Fart Tootorial Author Ben Applebaum
ISBN-10 9781452124216
Year 2013-03-19
Pages 112
Language en
Publisher Chronicle Books
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From the authors of The Book of Beer Pong and The Book of Beer Awesomeness, this illuminating and hilarious volume features everything a person could ever wish to know (and more!) about everyone's favorite bodily function. It's loaded with interesting information, from the history of farts to different types of flatulence ("Much like a fingerprint, no two farts sound—or smell—alike"). Also featuring the best fart techniques, defenses, and pranks, The Fart Tootorial will make any reader a master of the gas we pass.

Ninja Farts

Ninja Farts Author J. B. O'Neil
ISBN-10 1484905849
Year 2013-02-13
Pages 66
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Pub
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Silent but deadly...just as a Fart Ninja should be! Milo Snotrocket was just an ordinary, fart-loving boy, until he got wind of the school bully, Bobby Buttzcratcher's, evil scheme: to use deadly stinky farts, for evil! Now Milo must become the Fart Ninja to stop bad Buttzscratcher. The laughs come as fast as ninja stars as Milo... -swallows up bad kids with a powerful fart dragon! -braves the deadly Flatulator! -flies on his magic fart cloud, dropping stink bombs galore! AND MORE From #1 Bestselling Children's Book Author J.B. O'Neil comes: Ninja Farts. Here's what people have to say: "Okay! I gotta tell you. I have two grandsons -- one is 11 and the other is 6. Both are going to absolutely go bonkers over this book. Heck, I think even the girls will get a kick out of it." "The most hilarious book in the whole world...I gave it a five star rating because of the writer's sense of humor. It could make me laugh till the cows come home." "I know my kids will love this, and the audio effects would make it that much more fun for them." Your copy of "Ninja Farts" also includes a FREE audiobook edition: look inside for more information.

Farts in the Wild

Farts in the Wild Author H. W. Smeldit
ISBN-10 1452106312
Year 2012-01-25
Pages 24
Language en
Publisher Chronicle Books
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From tiny bubble-popping goldfish toots to thunderously loud elephant gas, learn how to spot the funniest (and smelliest) farts in the animal kingdom! Hilarious tidbits identify the odor, range, frequency, and aftereffects of ten different types of gassy expulsions, while the attached battery-powered fart machine reproduces each emanation with astounding accuracy. This is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!

Star Wars on Trial The Force Awakens Edition

Star Wars on Trial  The Force Awakens Edition Author David Brin
ISBN-10 9781942952053
Year 2015-11-03
Pages 386
Language en
Publisher BenBella Books, Inc.
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Order in the Court! Star Wars: the most significant, powerful myth of the twenty-first century or morally bankrupt military fantasy? Six films. Countless books. $20 billion in revenue. No one can question the financial value or cultural impact of the Star Wars film franchise. But has the impact been for the good? In Star Wars on Trial’s courtroom—Droid Judge presiding—Star Wars stands accused of elitist politics and sexism, religious and ethical lapses, the destruction of literary science fiction and science fiction film, and numerous plot holes and logical gaps. Supported by a witness list of bestselling science fiction authors, David Brin (for the prosecution) and Matthew Woodring Stover (for the defense) debate these charges and more before delivering their closing statements. The verdict? That’s up to you. Covering the films from A New Hope to The Force Awakens, Brin and Stover provide new forewords that explore the newest generation of Star Wars films and what JJ Abrams must do to live up to—or redeem—the franchise.

Walter the Farting Dog

Walter  the Farting Dog Author William Kotzwinkle
ISBN-10 9781583940532
Year 2001
Pages 32
Language en
Publisher Frog Books
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Walter the dog creates problems with his farts but becomes a hero when burglars enter the house.

Fart Proudly

Fart Proudly Author Benjamin Franklin
ISBN-10 1583940790
Year 2003
Pages 128
Language en
Publisher Frog Books
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A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are "The Letter to a Royal Academy"; "On Choosing a Mistress"; "Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable"; and other jibes. Franklin's irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.

Does the Queen Fart

Does the Queen Fart Author Heather Gordon
ISBN-10 099530100X
Year 2016-11-16
Pages 32
Language en
Publisher
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Valentine doesn't understand why his mum thinks farting is such a big deal, especially when she feeds him healthy fruits and vegetables that make him gassy. After all, everyone farts, don't they? One day, Valentine and Mum learn that the Queen is in town--and she's planning a visit to their home for tea! As they prepare for the royal arrival, the gassy little boy can't help but let his toots tootle and his poots pass. But when the Queen arrives, he'll make a startling discovery about his mum and get a resounding answer to a very important question: Does the Queen fart?

Hindler s Lisp

Hindler s Lisp Author Jug Brown
ISBN-10 9781329985063
Year 2016-03-19
Pages 198
Language en
Publisher Lulu.com
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Babe Hathaway's cable cooking show was taped in his Eugene home. The typical spring rain was making the trees move. The studio audience sat and waited. The show was about to begin. And a deeper mystery was about to unfold.